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Counting Likes

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

Pollster

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Woman in Restaurant has Menu and Calorie Counter.

'I got one this small.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Entry level astronomer...

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Maybe I'll just put these cookies back."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'Don't rush me. I'm adding up the calories!'

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

SUPER SATURDAY!

'You need to go on a diet. Your spare tyres are getting spare tyres!'

'Enough with the eye of newt. Do you know how many calories there are in newt eyes?'

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

"Well, if God had a facebook page think of how many 'likes' he'd have!"

'We've given up sugar in tea,coffee and puddings.'

Census Infinity.

'Every time I go on a diet, some kind of physiological disturbance kicks in that sends me off on a feeding frenzy.'

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

Ultimate Health Care

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."