Junior Lap Counter Prints

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

An abacus swimming pool

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

Heart Health Levels

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

C.P.A.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Entry level astronomer...

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'