Junior Lap Counter Gifts

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

An abacus swimming pool

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Heart Health Levels

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

Entry level astronomer...

C.P.A.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"It was a slow day - my pedometer says I only put in 1,273,426 steps."

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."