Lap Counter Gifts

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

Runner's Deja Vu

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

An abacus swimming pool

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

'I got one this small.'

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

Entry level astronomer...

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

The 39 Steps

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

SUPER SATURDAY!

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

'It's impossible to say how many rings Saturn has.'

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"The real torture is not being able to get my steps in."

"Don't you ever switch off from the 10,000 steps challenge Graham?"

'It's a bill for asking how much I charge.'

"The president decided, instead of delaying the election, he'd ensure its legitimacy by counting the votes himself."

"My doctor wants me to walk a mile after every meal. But frankly, ten miles a day is killing me."