Leg Counter Gifts

'You'll be okay, buddy. Quick! How many legs am I holding up?'

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

An abacus swimming pool

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"10,000 steps...just answering doorbells."

Heart Health Levels

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

Entry level astronomer...

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

The 39 Steps

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

Could I go back and forth a few times first? I've almost got my steps in for today.

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

"That was a good two weeks of watching America dominate the Olympics and not seeing anything else on TV."

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.