Bar Counter Creator Gifts

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'The King of what?'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

An abacus swimming pool

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

"You call this ice?"

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'Carb or non-carb section?'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

Entry level astronomer...

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."

C.P.A.

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.