Home Bar Creator Gifts

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'You certainly have a well equipped work bench.'

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"This place has the best happy hour."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Men are like fragments of soap... they get together in bars!'

'No ice.'

"Remember when it was 'The Dog and Duck'?"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Why is there so much emphasis put on our stupid race?" "I think people are more interested in it as a metaphor than as an actual race." "Slow and steady wins the race, that sort of thing." "That would explain why I always lose..." "Bartender, another please." "Maybe you should slow down." "You never learn do you?"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I think we may be related!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Dickens & Tolstoy Walk into a Bar: " . . . so, to make a short story long . . . "

"An everything Martini, please."

Beers

"Space is curved and time is relative? Yeah, OK...I'm calling you a cab right now, buddy."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

'I'm not drinking with you anymore after what you did to me this morning. . .'