Celebrity Counters Gifts

Tired of counting sheep, Al tries counting Ernest Borgnines.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

An abacus swimming pool

Parents start infant on the way to fame.

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Entry level astronomer...

"Better get a move on, only 1,314,000 steps till Christmas."

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

C.P.A.

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"Counting sheep is the quickest way to fall asleep...and with this sheep number mattress, you can say 'BAA-BAA' to sheepless nights forever."

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

Myleene Klass

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

I'd like to investigate your tax return!