Celebrity Counters Gifts

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

An abacus swimming pool

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

C.P.A.

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

"The perfume is only £20, the antidote is £250!"

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Entry level astronomer...

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'We're not paprazzi. We're your parents.'

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

'I hate to admit it, but I counted sheep all night.'