Bean Counters Gifts

Toilets / Bar at accountants conference labelled debits and credits.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"Oh, that three billion dollars."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'I got one this small.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"He put the 'fun' in funding."

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Entry level astronomer...

C.P.A.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"Of course I tastes like mud - it's fresh ground...!"

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans.' 'Now you don't.'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

Before the Salivating Dogs

'You say that you were a chef before retraining as an accountant?... That's good, we could use a bookkeeper who can cook.'

'Remember the Magic Bean Project that we shut down last week?'

'Is it safe to come out? Are the auditors gone?'

The Creature of the Black Legume

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

I'd like to investigate your tax return!

"...Thompson...there should be a Nobel Prize for accountancy."

If you can hold off a week, you can deduct the child on your year one taxes. The Three Wise Accountants.