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Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

'The King of what?'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

An abacus swimming pool

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

"You call this ice?"

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"I belong to that heroic little band of unemployed on whom a healthy economy depends."

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

'Carb or non-carb section?'

"A hacker logged into my fitness tracker and stole my steps!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

C.P.A.

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Entry level astronomer...

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

'I'd like to get in touch with my feminine side, Joe -- bring me a Bloody Mary.'

"I don't have any money. I'm a mullet."

"Fetch and roll over weren't enough-then they sent me to philosophy classes."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit