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Entry level astronomer...

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

An abacus swimming pool

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

C.P.A.

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

The Finger.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

'They are calling for a demonstration on climate change.'

"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'50 of the population spends more than they earn. That's where we come in.'

I'd like to investigate your tax return!