Spot Counter T-Shirts

"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

An abacus swimming pool

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

Cat on Board.

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

Sunset Attraction

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

Do not pass.

'I got one this small.'

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

C.P.A.

Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!

Road signs of Aging

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

Entry level astronomer...

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

"Well, I'd say it should be fairly soon now!"