Coin Counter T-Shirts

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

The tooth fairy.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Money Bar.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

Money god

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

'What can you get with a quarter?'

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

Dept. of the Treasury

The Oxford Comma Coin

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Sisyphus Sawyer

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

Girl holding money.

'We should have removed that sign.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"