Coin Counter Mugs

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

The tooth fairy.

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Money Bar.

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

'It's a penny slot--give me a hundred.'

The Oxford Comma Coin

Accountant Bedtime Stories

Dept. of the Treasury

Money god

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'What can you get with a quarter?'

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I eat a totally plant-based diet and I still can't lose weight."

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Man feeding fish banks with money, not food.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

Dinosaurs ponder fad dieting prior to extinction.

'This is great! -- I should have thought of tax simplification years ago!'

Royalty, Episcopacy, and Law.

'Like it? It's my digital vest, it calculates calories, portions and price per pound!'

Girl holding money.

'We should have removed that sign.'

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'