Change Counter Mugs

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

Accountant Bedtime Stories

"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

"We calculated your age by how many hours you billed your clients, and you are at least 96."

"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."

"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?

Heart Health Levels

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'

'I got one this small.'

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'

"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."

C.P.A.

"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.

Tax - Random Audit

"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'