Present count
Present Counter Mugs
Start their day with a mug that celebrates their love of keeping track with humor and charm. Perfect for anyone who enjoys counting to make life more fun, this gift adds a playful touch to their morning routine.
"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma
"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"
Accountant Bedtime Stories
"These are magic beans, my boy. Their value comes from growth and scale, not revenue."
Pollster
Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.
'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'
Clock watcher
'The employee who guesses closest to the correct number of beans in this jar will be awarded this year's annual pay increase! -Management, ATOZ Accountants
"Our accountancy firm says that there are a number of ways to interpret the figures... which one do you prefer?"
"Mother, I sold the cow for some financial derivatives."
Do you want this set of books, or the set you keep in the broom cupboard?
"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."
Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.
"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
'I've added this up six times and still can't get it to balance!'
"So what's on the agenda today? Let's see--nap, then count my spots, then nap again, then chase my tale, nap yet again, then beg for good, nap, scratch at the door, finally come in and find a spot to go to sleep. Just not enough time in the day."
Entry level astronomer...
"...But it's only Thursday. I'll be confused all day now."
C.P.A.
'Stocks rose on news engineers are close to developing a car that runs on lattes!'
"These here accountants should be ready just in time for tax season."
Been a while since I've seen such a high scoring game!
Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.
Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.
Stocktaker counts contents of baked-bean tins.
Tax - Random Audit
"I'm sorry, Sam, but all of this doesn't add up to a hill of beans."
'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'
'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'
"I think it's just human nature to set up a private special purpose business entity to conceal balance sheet transaction in order to maximize an earnings forecast."
Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.
I'd like to investigate your tax return!
Present Counter Mugs Collection
Present Counter Pillows
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Present Counter Prints
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Present Counter T-Shirts
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