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"I hate doing inventory."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

Fiji. London. Africa. Travel co. They say you can't take it with you --- but you can't go anywhere without it either.

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Entry level astronomer...

Books. Harry Potter and the Huge Pile of Royalties.

The Finger.

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'They are calling for a demonstration on climate change.'

Carbon suicide

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

'Your husband was a model employee. Not only did he work hard and fast, but he died three days after he retired so that the company saved on his pension payments.'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

'It's impossible to say how many rings Saturn has.'

'Excuse me, is this cutlery carbon neutral?'

'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Joe's Auto Wrecker

'It's a bill for asking how much I charge.'

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

"You know, Baldo...someday, you might have your own auto parts store."