Car Parts Counters Gifts

"I hate doing inventory."

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'We do a lot for the ecosystem.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

The Finger.

Entry level astronomer...

'A boat in every garage, a limit of fish in every creel!'

'They are calling for a demonstration on climate change.'

"Hey! You overcharged me by $20."

"Let me guess...you got a job here because you needed new parts for your lowrider project?"

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Axle! - Will you STOP messing about??"

"You can't lend me the £100 I asked for, only £70? Don't worry, you can own me the rest."

Carbon suicide

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'Your husband was a model employee. Not only did he work hard and fast, but he died three days after he retired so that the company saved on his pension payments.'

'Excuse me, is this cutlery carbon neutral?'

'Hey, Earl, do we stock the rear end for a '57 Caucasan?'

"To build a lowrider bike, we may need some extra car parts."

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

Joe's Auto Wrecker

'It's a bill for asking how much I charge.'

'Just stay on this track in a counter-clock-wise direction for, oh, I'd say another two or three laps. Can't miss it.'

"You know, Baldo...someday, you might have your own auto parts store."

"I think we have the part. What model is it?"

"Don't even think about selling your car, Ralphie."