Artistic Counters T-Shirts

Prisoner tallies his days on a giant drawing pad.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

'In this class you will learn to apply the talents of creative writing to accounting.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"Ever since the elevator broke down, we've learned that our staff is in desperate need of a fitness program. Especially, since we're only one floor up."

'C'mon Ben, there's no need to count them out!'

'CPA's' evolving into 'Consultants'

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

Heart Health Levels

"10,000 steps a day? I can do that."

Entry level astronomer...

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

'I've bought myself a pedometer: I want to see how much ground we cover during the annual migration...'

"Nurse, I'll be right back. My activity tracker says I've got to take a walk."

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Noah falls asleep by counting animal pairs.

'My new fitness tracker counted 15,000...Unfortunately 14,900 of them were to the fridge and back!'

"Really should so some exercise. . . ."

"It's 10000 steps a DAY, not a YEAR!"

'So the cuts have started then?'

'You're not really into this, are you Mahoney?'

'Of course I'm worried. I heard that the legs are the first things to go.'

"When I said you should take a walk every day I didn't just need to see me!"

"Forget 10,000 steps. I've programmed it to help me reach 10,000 dollars a day."

"I'm a street artist."

' I thought we had six fish in the livewell.'

'I thought you could count cards.' - 'I did count them. There were 52 in each deck.'

Music Tightrope

Eighty, eighty five, ninety, ninety five and five makes a pound.

'This is Vincent. He's Dutch and he's a bit depressed but he's a master at creative accounting!'