Keyboard Kicker Mugs

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

Pounding speeds up the computer.

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

The Proust of Twitter

"I was going to play the Moonlight Sonata, but I forgot the key."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

Internet Cafe.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Computer Life

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

'Nice Header, Lauren!'

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comment section just solved the Middle East crisis."

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

Professional football.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

Col Pugno

Cyberwarfare

Computer whisperer.

Man types with beer on his computer.