Kneeboarding Pillows

'After a weekend of water sports, I'm convinced kneeboarding is also torture.'

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Tommy!"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Gary turns 40.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Snowman

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

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Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Skiing

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Shred the plank."

"Skate or die."

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Snowboarding downhill.

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'GESUNDHEIT!!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Skateboard

'YOU are fed up with it . . . How do you think I feel?'

'It is too snowing!'