Kneeboarding Prints

'After a weekend of water sports, I'm convinced kneeboarding is also torture.'

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I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"Tommy!"

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Snowman

Gary turns 40.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Old snowboarder with a zimmerboard.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Was that my pager or yours?"

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Shred the plank."

"Skate or die."

Skiing

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Snowboarding downhill.

'It is too snowing!'

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

Skateboard

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'