Keyboarding Enthusiast Pillows

Sergey Rahmaninov

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Lynching on social media

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'Yep,that's it Mr.White. And NOW go, Control-Alt-Delete, then re-enter.'

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

A woman playing a keyboard

It's all fixed. Just don't type anything that contains the letter ‘E'.

Press Any Key. No, Not That One.

'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

"Honey, come quick! This guy in the comments section just solved the Middle East crisis."

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

The band.

Computer Life

'Sorry, Kevin. You have given an incorrect command.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Why is it when you hit two keys by mistake, the one you don't want appears on the screen?'

New technologies.

'I told him over and over again never to press 'delete' more than twice!'

Col Pugno

"I'm suffering the unbearable loneliness of being right on the internet."

A 60's pop group

"I have a protein drink every day for lunch, because I never have to chew."

"I meant to let Mr. Goldman know I’d be happy to work on Saturday, but I accidentally typed, ‘I hope your house is infested by termites.’"