Key Enthusiast Pillows

"Yes, you do carry a lot of keys. Maybe if I cut you a few copies on lighter weight blanks."

"Hello, Akme Locksmith? I'd like to report a vehicle lock out."

Packaging Russian Dolls

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

A woman playing a keyboard

Bill Bailey

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The Escape Key

"Keep practicing, and someday you'll be able to play the two songs you remember at houses that also have pianos."

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

Organ transport team

"Pressing the escape key won't get you out of the boss' doghouse."

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

"My cat just gave me the greatest password! She walked across my keyboard."

'There's something wrong with this keyboard. It's not in alphabetical order.'

'You need to stop worrying so much about making a spelling mistake, Dear...you're becoming a typochondriac!'

Woloski the Great (Piano by Steinway)

'Nah! He's not my type.'

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"

"Oh shit! What have I done? Undo key! Undo key!"

Celesta

'Chief, the lab analyzed the keyboard. The suspect smokes, has long fingernails, and eats a whole of of cheese crackers.'

Teacher trying to hammer knowledge into child.

'Well actually, mine's a keyboard!'

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

In need of a wash...