Horseback Hero Gifts

'Oh man, I hate parallel parking.'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 6

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Hunting - No. XI

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

The Zealous Huntsman

'I'm racing him in the 4.30.'

"No stranger, this ain't the OK Corral"

Princess Anne

'I think Daddy's having a mid-life crisis.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

"You work too hard. You have stress balls!"

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"Everyone has to do their share. . . I've always been known as a good worker. . . whew. . .Gotta keep going, no time to rest now."

"As it's your birthday, would you like to go in the Big Chair?"

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Lasso

The Workaholics Building

Say speed

Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Baby with straw to eat out of bib.

'You know...that ain't a good sign.'

"Yes, you do go the extra mile for this company. But you've been going in the wrong direction."

Centaur Sprinter

Healthy.

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Babies who Lunch.

"This is my son...I want him to work his way up all the way from the bottom- even if it takes all day."

Way to go

Speed limit 70mph and up.

"Uh-huh, I see... and how did you get along with the other adopted sections of this highway?"