Horsemanship Gifts

'Just had to text and ride, didn't you?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"You need to just get down off your high horse and talk to me. And you need to quit getting that horse high!"

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Ahhh,don't ya just love the smell of fresh rein?' horse reins pouring down from the sky

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

'Oh, you're so tense, you must have a lot of stress in your job.' 'No ma'am, that's just my saddle.'

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

Harry slowly accustomed himself to owning a horse.

"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

"Let's just say things don't look good for you, Kimosabe!"

Skipping Horse

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!

The Victors

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

The Runaway Horse

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

New Guy.

"Because, dang it, even cowgirls deserve a little 'me' time."

"They're comfortable."

For speedy operation and ease of control get a pony.

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

Riding School Chaos

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

'I'm too hot to trot.'