Horsemanship Pro Gifts

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"I used to own a riding school, but business started falling off..."

Shepherd

'I told him that's where we keep the keys to his ride.'

Zoom Rodeos

Let to water, wouldn't drink, kicked off farm.

'How many times have I told you to not call while I'm in the middle of a competition?'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

"Boy, this is the life: For a bit of riding every day, we get fed, pampered and groomed..."

'...windpuffs in front and a capped hock on the right rear...'

A great bargain. - To be sold - the property of an officer going abroad

"It's flu season, so you'll probably get sick. To repeat: You... will... get... sick. And when you do, there's Helpaflu."

"They call the dollar stable and you know what's in the stable."

'No I'm going to do this one standing.

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

"OK, you have your assignments for today, and remember, safety first: Ensure the kids wear their riding helmets..."

'I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. VIII

'Come on, let me win today: It's my jockey's birthday!'

'Now if you can break it in half, it's not an ovary....'

Rival Jockeys

Hardly Likely.

"Are you ever going to take up horse racing again?"

'What makes you think you need a new set of shoes?'

Sporting gent buying a hunting horse from a horse dealer.

Excitable horses in a fox hunt

'Yes sir, been deer hunting for nigh on forty years. Ain't nuthin' I don't know about...say, don't I know you from somewhere?'