Horseman Gifts

High Riders of the Old West

"They're comfortable."

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

The Runaway Horse

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

Painting the Ceiling

Tool Box

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

'I found the termites!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

I did it my way.

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

Rocking Horse

"You don't whisper anymore."

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench