Horseman Pillows

High Riders of the Old West

"They're comfortable."

Jack of all trades

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

The Runaway Horse

'These elves sure are helpful around the house.'

'Do you think he's ready for the big round-up?'

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

Tool Box

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

Painting the Ceiling

"In the whole length and breadth of this world there is no more admirable a spot for a man and his dog to pass the time than the local Home Depot."

'I found the termites!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

I did it my way.

The Gardener's Calendar: Try to Repair It...

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Rocking Horse

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

"Where is everyone?" "You had 'everyone' killed." "Stalin family reunion"

"You don't whisper anymore."

A very young man being hired as a groom.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'I suppose you want Polly to forget she heard that.'

Hardware Store Tools Wrench