Horsewoman Gifts

Rather Smart All Round.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Domestic Goddess.

Hungry child

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

Supermom.

"They're comfortable."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

High Riders of the Old West

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Washing Line Walker

"I'm sorry, Walter, but I need room to write."

The household cavalry

'What have I made for dinner? A reservation at the restaurant down the road. . .'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Guru about mountaintop covering: 'My wife knitted it.'

“I’m stayin’ home — I want the world to know — I pro-bab-ly won’t go!”

"I never had to choose between a baby and a career—I'm a surrogate mother."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

Lasso

"I'm tired of this full-time job. I want a part-time job."

'How should I know how things are at home, I moved into the pub a month ago.'

"She said that she's against combing marriage with a career....so I quit my job."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Witch Hardware

'Hi love, I've just come to clean your glass ceiling.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Horsekeeping - No. X.

'She says she has a prenatal appointment.'

Working mother