Sportswoman Gifts

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

Dominika Cibulková

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Inflatable Duck Boat

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Mother will catch you!'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

The weight of winning gold.

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Bernard Hinault

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

"Don't be fooled - he's no pushover."

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

Born to play ball.

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Making Things Pleasant.

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."