Sportswoman Pillows

'Run around with sharp objects and you'll poke an eye out!'

"We're going to have to work on the letting go bit."

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

Inflatable Duck Boat

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

'Yes, Mr. Osborne, this is an intervention. Your family had no other choice. Golf is an illness...'

'Mother will catch you!'

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

-I think I've caught a cold -It's the only thing you've caught all day!

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

The weight of winning gold.

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. III

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

'...So what if all the other parents screamed at the umpire?...'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Bernard Hinault

"Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, open sesame!"

Sportsperson is happy with most likes

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Give me a sporting chance, love ... pass me my wicket-keeping gloves."

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Concerned mother mistaking cricke pads for swollen legs

Need to celebrate? we will pour ice water on you, only $27.50!

Making Things Pleasant.

The Frozen Out Fox Hunter (Tobogganing)

Born to play ball.

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

Men shooting both claim the same bird