Fun-loving Sportster Gifts

Tennis Doubles

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'Daddy yells, 'I GOT IT I GOT IT' You should have seen how high the ball bounced off Daddy's head'

'...but you can't keep imagining you're going downhill!'

Rugby Player

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Hot dog.

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

Goalie Wall.

Curling Rocks!

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Basketball Players Working Together

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

"It's only a 2-k race, but in the 10 years we've sponsored it, nobody's ever finished."

"Man, that instructor kicked my butt today."

Footballer faced with a goal with football size holes in it with different scores at different holes

'One of the quickest ways to meet people is to pick up the wrong ball'

"This is the story of the Three Liitle Pigskins and the Big Bad Wolf!"

Javelin

"Tag, you're it!"

"You're getting better."

"What say we 'roshambo' for the last beer?"

As Jeff cycled up the hill he realised he was in the wrong gear.

'Hey, count me in!'

Britain to host 2004 Olympics

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Lawnmower racing

"I thought they were supposed to comeback."

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

How to distract your opposition on the golf course (farting).

Teacher wearing rollerskates for cross country run.