Humane Hero Gifts

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Reservoir Cats.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

Child protects planet with umbrella.

Dancing Doctor

'Before you see any patients have you completed your hand sterilisation and soap management course?'

"Unfortunately, there's no cure—there's not even a race for a cure."

Cat in Tree.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Kid with plaster cast being sawn off.

'What's holding him up?'

'Could you be more specific than you feel zucky?'

"You're sick of this? Just try to imagine how we feel."

Doctor receiving advice from patient's mother

"...we have a heart-lung-kidney-liver-spleen machine."

'The doctor will be with you shortly, he's finishing medical school.'

"It appears your anus transplant has rejected you..."

"I'm sure he'll pull through. He's always been a real fighter."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

Medical Examinations.

"Which one goes down his bronchial tract and which one goes up his arse?"

'...but besides this, how are you doing?'

"Dr. Eliot, would you let the dog out?"

'Very funny!'

More people working in Voluntary sector than 2010.

"You call all this a side effect?"

"First, do no harm. After that, go nuts."

Surgery has sign on wall saying 'To Err is Human.'

"They also left a pamphlet on the benefits of breast feeding."

'We're trying to use a team approach to medicine, but we're having trouble fitting everyone!'

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

Litter.

Doctor who is a clown holding a syringe.

'I've a horrible feeling I've left one of the implements inside the patient, Chang.'

Cleaner with nameplate next to Consultant Surgeon's desk.