Humanities Hero Gifts

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

"He was a very good boy."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Skeptic Tank.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Congrats! It's a health future unequally paid sexual harassment victim!"

The briefs on the outside? Actually it started by accident when I used to change in phone booths.

"He's retreated into nationalism."

Frontex

'We're a voluntary organisation John, they're not meant to pay for it.'

Denmark: Begging is against the law!

Superman's laundry

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Planner at work.

Dove with its wings tied

"Honey, I have to go to the Moria refugee camp. I'll be back soon, the work there will practically take cake of itself."

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

Chariot driver with a 'My Child is a Homer Student' bumper sticker.

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

Heroes

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

Golf Myths - The Perfect Game.

Superhero Rescues Books.

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

My dad is the bravest.

US Asylum

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

Do your own conveyancing...Do it yourself plumbing and heating...Embalm your own relatives.

'Society doesn't see me. They don't care. It's like I'm invisible.'