Humility Hero Gifts

Bus driver going to Leadership Conference regarding people fighting: 'Hold it! You can't all have the front seat!'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

"He's retreated into nationalism."

The dna double helix, with a human family taking the place of the dna rungs.

Planner at work.

Wife asking husband what resolutions he is going to make for the new century

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"My family's been working this land for at least 400 years...!"

'I'm Stacey, whose mother is the proud parent of an honor student.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'I can't decide whether to get a lawyer or tell the truth.'

oh no - here comes the national trust again...

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

Never Apologize for Being Yourself

"...But guess what Kevin's mother is doing for a living?"

Procrastinators Anonymous: Just wait and see.

'Og's so modest...he won't mention it but he was the very first to discover fire!'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"I'll be back later, dear. I'm going out to build some humility."

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'Tell me. Did the 253 internships come before or after the Ph.D in English?'

"Gifts like this ought to keep me humble."

'Brother Jerome has a problem with humility, but he can't bring himself to admit it.'

Teacher: 'Billy-y-y! Keep your eyes on your own paper!'

A young boy walking in an old man's footsteps

Protecting Historic Landmarks

"Super! Welcome to Ethnic Studies! Our first lesson...feeling proud of who you are!"

'Officer, I think that young man is trying to steal that old lady'

"I've donated blood fourteen times. . .!"

"I am so past enlightenment."