Humility Enthusiast Gifts

Modest to a fault.

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'

'I still say I should have won.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

The merger hits a snag.

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'At least he's honest.'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'No. I insist. You first.'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

The Street Kid at Christmas.

'Joe's Junk Food.' 'At least he's honest.'

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."

'Your resume says, you are lazy, stupid, incompetent, useless, and a nitwit. You're hired, I like an honest man.'

"Dad, I've been thinking it might make things better between us if I just called you Ed."