Humility Enthusiast Gifts

Modest to a fault.

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'

'Just being humble isn't enough -- you have to show some humility INITIATIVE!'

'I still say I should have won.'

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Nice talking to you too, even if you are a recorded message."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

The merger hits a snag.

"It's not art, really - just something I pulled out of my butt."

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

"I suggest you take an Empathy pill every day."

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

Man prays: 'Lord help me to be humble, and I want that by 10am Monday.'

"What did you swallow" - "My pride"

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'Before we begin, let's say a little prayer for humility.'

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Breast Feeding in Public

Do I really offend people all the time? You're too honest. People are different from other animals. Other animals like the truth, but people are very touchy. They like their information sugar-coated. Do you see? But what about Dr. Phil? Precisely. He's almost certainly part jungle creature.

'Why honest is the best policy...'

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'No. I insist. You first.'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Thank you for the job offer, sir, but I find that unemployment helps keep me humble.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'I'm gifted but I hide it well.'

The Street Kid at Christmas.

Won't it be fun to vacation with your grandmother? I guess. But I'd rather go with you and daddy. Oh, honey! That's so sweet! We'll miss you tooo � Groan! We'll have to be polite 24/7! Does my smile look sincere?

"Thank you for calling the honesty foundation, your call in unimportant to us, so leave a message for us to laugh at when you hear the tone..."