Animal Rescue Hero Gifts

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

"Foster failure"

Cat in Tree.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Lifesaver!

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Litter.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

Car Rides - Cats

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

Why dogs hate CPR.

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

Will mouse for cat nip!

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

Skiing rescue dog.

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.

St Bernard dog rescues a snowman.

Fire at the Bisto Factory