Animal Rescue Hero Gifts

"Good Fireman, Bad Fireman"

"That's right, I was on death row at the pound, but they came and adopted me! I am forever grateful..."

"Foster failure"

Cat in Tree.

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Lifesaver!

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Vigilante Dog

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

'We've GOT to get the bullet out,,,'

Litter.

"I hope you've had your shots!"

"I retired from avalanche rescue. I still want to help people, so now I come to your home and provide tech support."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"He's a rescue, and before that he was in Vaudeville."

Car Rides - Cats

Gulf of Mexico - Twinned with Bhopal.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Found her. Keeping her.'

"Gracie, would you like to live in jar?"

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'His contract gives him first refusal rights.'

Why dogs hate CPR.

'He heard about inclusion and followed me here. Can he stay?'

"I'm going to need some butter and a makeshift winch."

"Well, it's a good thing cats game nine lives."/"Yeah, and each one seems to cost me a fortune."

Will mouse for cat nip!

Skiing rescue dog.

'Look, thanks for your concern, but I think a flood is something we can cope with!'

Dachshund with wheels round tummy.