Hellhound Enthusiast Gifts

'No mistake. It's right here...'Bad Dog'.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Pushy Dog

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Man shaking hands with a bull

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'It's only a checkup!'

There's nothing like the real thing!

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

huntsman with hounds