Hellhounds Gifts

'Put this one in the isolation unit.'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Will you be mine?

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

A child and his dog

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

'Heel.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

The Swiss Alp 44 Million Years Ago

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

Moon Rock.

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'It's only a checkup!'

'If our calculations are correct, Dr. Pinkerton, continental drift is speeding up much faster than anyone thought.'

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

"They're all native to the region."

There's nothing like the real thing!

Sign on Geology classroom door: 'Don't take your teacher for granite'

huntsman with hounds

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."