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'Put this one in the isolation unit.'

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Every time I turn my back, he's learned another one of your bad habits.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Will you be mine?

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

A child and his dog

'Heel.'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

The Perils of Reading Ghost Stories Before Bed.

'Us finding this rare ore was as likely as an alien tapping me on the shoulder.'

Moon Rock.

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'Careful - this is the great canyon we call Everest.'

'It's only a checkup!'

There's nothing like the real thing!

"They're all native to the region."

Sign on Geology classroom door: 'Don't take your teacher for granite'

huntsman with hounds

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.