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"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."

"I know, 'You can't take it with you'—but we make exceptions for favorite toys."

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

Love a Mutt

'Looks like somebody needs to lay off of the authentic angel food cake!'

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

Mr. and Mrs. Angel

'I don't want this job. I worked all my life and retired. I like being retired.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

'It's my latest novel, 'Hard Times' part 2.'

God's Law.

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"God may have forgiven you, but Hoskins, Danner & Smythe, LLC, have not."

"Shhh - he's trying open his third nostril."

'Look, Brother Timothy - a sign from God!'

God asks an angel for change for a tower viewer.

'Anything good on tonight?'

"I'll pass on reincarnation. I'm glad that I don't live in the age of Trump!"

"Great pet, but we should have given him less energy."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'So far, so good -- I got a second interview!'

Heavenly meetings.

"I'm not unhappy, just surprised at all the other denominations that are here."

"No, not there! It'll block out all our light!"

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

'My whole life flashed before my eyes. I want to talk to the guy who did the editing.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'What's the wi-fi like?'

"Welcome Home Karol. We have Piroshk, and good music for you..."

"We only have the Bible."

"The lost password department's that way."