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There's nothing like the real thing!

Love a Mutt

It’s God’s country, if your God wears camouflage and dips tobacco.

Pointing.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'I see it. You're supposed to get it!'

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

"Cat park"

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'That's my husband, Brad. He's a dentist.'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

'That's what I call a boomerang sale. His wife takes one look and back it comes.'

'What do you mean you can't wait for hunting season? We're only halfway thorugh fishing season!'

Stuffed animal head falls on man.

"USA map"

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

'It's only a checkup!'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

Hunting - Man asked to go hunting by his wife

Hunting Out of Season

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

"I thought you were getting into shape for hunting season."

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

'...and not only that, but air trapped between a retriever's dense coat and his body insulates him from even the most frigid water...are you listening, Ben?'

"Yes, I suppose I do believe there's a big kennel in the sky."