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'No mistake. It's right here...'Bad Dog'.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Pushy Dog

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Hedgehog holding sign saying 'the end is nigh' as man invents the wheel.

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto.

'...Basset Hound! Anal sacs!'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

'The Greyhound, Doctor, is the fastest dog in the world!...'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Bulltoon: Impressionabull

'This building inspector is so darn obstinate and bullheaded.'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

"Funny how he always goes in the same spot."

"He's socially awkward but brilliant in his field."

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

Man shaking hands with a bull

Could I trade in this greyhound for a dachshund? My doctor says I have to slow up.

'It's only a checkup!'

"Are you a platinum card member?"

'Pardon me, Sir. You don't happen to have a fox in there, do you?'

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

There's nothing like the real thing!

Running of the bulls after-party

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."

'It was great! I can't believe how silly humans really are...'

Bulltoon: Submersibull

(The King: A recent sighting) (Why, accordin' to this here resume, you ain't nothin' but a houn' dog.)

huntsman with hounds