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'Again with the chasing? This is like some kind of bad dream.'

Greyhound/Retired Greyhound

The spoiler

'Yes, technically, my job is to run after a plastic rabbit, but please, think of me as a professional athlete...'

Dog track - 'Ben!'

A Skinny Dog With Santa Hat And Red Nose

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Barks in code.

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."