Rock Hounds Gifts

Lessons from the fossil record: Discarded consumer goods in the anthropocene layer in the rock strata.

"Let me assure you that my congressional delegation and I are devoting our full attention to the harmful effects of e-cigarettes. . ."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Will you be mine?

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Trains traditionally run late, it rains on bank holidays and Yorkshire pudding is a main course.'

Disease-y Top

Skier flying past mountains

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Pete Townshend

Paul McCartney

"Thank you. Now we'd like to do our big hit -- I Can't Wait to be 16'."

"Not sure if I'm hungry or bored."

Beware of dog...poop.

Skier leaves his skis behind.

"They're remaking the old 'Dracula' film again..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

An association for the advancement of science on an excursion.

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

"Whoa. How deep is that powder?" "You'll have to ask my wife. I'm standing on her shoulders."

'It says here that most people believe what they read in the papers.'

'I may be a lump of coal now, but someday I'll be a diamond."

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

"Have you heard 'Genesis', my child?"

'This is the last goodwill tour I do!'