Rock Hunter Gifts

Geology.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'We should buy London and ship it to the States!'

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Now then - I just wanted to see how you handle pressure, Mr. Boyle.'

'Okay...3.5 billion in stock, 2.5 billion in cash, 80 million in deferred compensation, my own private jet, a luxury car lease for the next ten years, 3 club memberships and...

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Italica

"He's the best our AI recruitment algorithm could fund, unfortunately our AI is really stupid."

Eric Clapton.

Of course I always start off by wooing a prospective candidate with talk of stimulating work,great colleagues and a reasonable work life balance...but the winning argument is always when I promise them enough money to choke a rhino.

"Wow...your resume is quite impressive."

Tina Turner

"I'm being heavily recruited by several other companies."

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"I'm going to send you to someone who's more familiar with the law of the jungle."

"But what you call a track record I call ancient history."

Ace headhunters.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

"HR think we need to look again at your recruitment strategy."

'You're one heck of a corporate head-hunter, Ms. Bridwell.'

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

Listening to Coldplay.

Will you be mine?

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Over enthusiastic headhunter