Rookie Hunter Gifts

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"This way, O' Brien."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

Cloud Hang

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

Geology.

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"This will be your office for now."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

Stylish handknit beanie

'You must be new on the force.'

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

Rookie Mistake

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

"First time, is it?"

'I'm just a beginner. I want on rod, one reel, one line, one hook, one.....'

'Yes, I am new to this business! How d'you guess?'