Rookie Skater Gifts

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

"Heck of a shot, son, but that's not a deer."

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"I made him the wrong coffee, so I hit control Z, but it didn't work. Maybe I should just make him a new coffee."

'Well? Did you pass?'

Cloud Hang

"His first day as campus police and he just saw too many kids with backpacks and electronic devices in their hands."

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

"This will be your office for now."

'You must be new on the force.'

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

You're never going to catch anything that way.'

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

'He doesn't know how to dance so she leads.'

"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'I'm just a beginner. I want on rod, one reel, one line, one hook, one.....'

"First time, is it?"

"I know some things I'll never do well...like stay on a diet, roller skate, fold a fitted bed sheet..."

'Yes, I am new to this business! How d'you guess?'