Rookie Rider Gifts

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

"As a rookie, I'm finding one of the hardest things to get used to is older people calling me 'sir.'"

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

"Travelling with Child Sketchbook - day 2."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Yessir, I just finished my first spay...but how did you know?'

'Should I try a three point turn?' - 'Better not, we only have 30 minutes left.'

Ventriloquism For Beginners.

"Just great...on my first day on the job."

'Right lad. This is your first night on the beat. I want you to walk through the graveyard without whistling.'

"Next time the killer comes on your radio do not say 'COPY THAT'."

"This way, O' Brien."

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

'Well? Did you pass?'

Cloud Hang

"Very well done, Samuels. But next time, don't forget your handcuffs."

'Hey, rookie! Go chase that guy!'

'Insurance?'

"I'm the good cop, Ted's the bad cop, so I guess that makes you the cop who gets everyone coffee!"

"Same here. It's my first time too."

"Hi I'm Trevor, I'm new here!"

"This will be your office for now."

"What do we think Sarge, suicide?"

'I'm sorry I shot you for jaywalking, sir, but this is my first day on the job.'

"Because, Malcolm, you haven't earned your stripes."

'You must be new on the force.'

"Don't worry, the first 20 years in this department are the hardest."

'Don't feel bad if you faint, it's quite normal when there's a lot of ketchup.'

"You must be new to hunting. You just shot out team mascot."

"It's a beginner's sewing kit I put together for you. There's scissors, needles, bandaids, gauze, antiseptic. . ."

'Long way down huh? Just thinking about it makes me queasy...Course if I knew there were some sugar cubes waiting for me back at the ranch, that might help settle me down.'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

"The new guy would need written instructions on how to use a mirror."